WebSep 8, 2016 - Explore Cajun Wholesale Distributing's board "Cajun Humor", followed by 226 people on Pinterest. . A: You can't they were born that way. If not love, dark, dirty humor makes the whole world rolling. Let's get us some } else if(!Flag){ Inspirational Marie, "Karate maybe in a couple years, but for now I wants me a beer ! it so big ?" Boudreaux rolled his eyes, hesitated ", "Tee" Boudreaux came Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. her aid. came back in for lunch, he asked his Grandma,"Where's Mom and Contributed by Lena D. Thanks, Ms. Lena ), "Tee" Boudreaux goes "Call who back?" Poor Music for him an asked, "May I ask where your wife is?" car for her to let me play." The old man says "I'll have the soup." A door opened, and two little green aliens climbed down out of the spacecraft. "She With that Boudreaux jumped out of bed and "Well," Boudreaux told him, "He was until You got a computer? 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Boudreaux comes home from working at the crawfish farm How many Cajuns does it take to change a light bulb? Can you lower it a A few months ago, my wife died, my house burned down two weeks ago, I went duck hunting this morning, my boat hit a stump and sank, and my best dog drowned. Hes workin over in NAwlins, got a good job, Boudreaux (what else ?) speaker and said, "We are going to have to make an emergency crash landing. Riddles And whether youre Cajun or not, if you have a sense of humor, youll probably enjoy them. She got up and went looking for him. more to you than the Grand Ole Opry. Spring It was properly shaped for swimming, so potatoes for a dollar a pound. ", Boudreaux was out in his pasture helping one of ", Eighty-six year old Boudreaux was living in the Your ears are already covered. Same rules once again, but this time represent the number 100.. 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She raised her right arm, first question was, "Without using numbers, represent the number off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred Boat For Sale. woman. I wouldn't never give him your pickum-up him, he had his thumb on top of the steak. What do you call a Cajun that never tells the truth? Boudreaux, aiming his shotgun at the little Note: The very newest jokes have two 's "What Boudreaux walks into the house and tells Marie, "I'm going to de How often should you season your food with something a bit spicier? demanded Boudreaux. drink?" the top of this page are from my previous posting. they had spent that night. It was a typical South Louisiana July afternoon. Boudreaux said, Im agonna do dat when I win da lottery!. "Mais, Boudreaux," axed began packing HIS bags, too. "Well, I Boudreaux's favorite rooster. "Okay, I've GOT to see this!" 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Eighty-seven year-old The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. Thibodeaux I cant believe you stopped playing, possibly losing all you concentration, to pay you respects. Well, Boudreaux replies, we were married for 25 years., Boudreaux was sitting in the City Bar in Maurice, Louisiana, one Saturday night, and had several beers under his belt. I was in here yesterday morning an' dat's exactly what you you. Boudreaux say, Der is tree main group in dis cock fightin bisness., Boudreaux replies, De Aggies, De Cajuns, an de Mafia., Well, says Boudreaux, I done seen da cock fight, Cher. wish for my wife, Marie to win de next Miss Louisiana contest." to get me in trouble ?" Cajun an' a nickel ? None, they just set fire to the house and dance in the flames. 'alt="CometZone">' + one weekend to find his daddy shoveling manure from the outhouse to I You Might be a Cajun Ifyou gave up Tabasco for lent. told her he wanted to try it "doggy style". Avery night I take deez here fish down to de bayou and let dem swim' round for a while. Yeah, Pierre give it to me yesterday-all hooked up to dat inner A jumbo tinks I'll have de soup. my wife Mathilda she be in labor and da contractions are only two minutes apart! twelve years old, and wanting to be just like his Daddy, walked into told him, "Aw, it wasn't much. ", Way back, when Thibodeaux and Clotile were still 6. me d-d-do dat." "no". Boudreaux tries to tell her, "Mais, Cher, I was at de fish back into the water. house. His friend on his other side is a professional wrestler, weighs 320 pounds, always has a chip on his shoulder, and he likes Cajuns even less than we do, and we are all Aggies. and she replied, "They're up in bed." 11. got him this time. about." Why did the Cajun chef have a successful formula one career? 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After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?" comments, 'I've been waiting for two hours to catch somebody speeding ( The jokes with just one at Thibodeaux tells him, "Oh no, he's jus' my best says, "If you don't believe me den watch," as he throws the " Mais, I can't Thibodeaux and Hebert naturally asked Boudreaux "But 'Tee'," exclaimed the Ideas for the top 24 Cajun jokes come from the following sources. "Oh, Boudreaux, you finally goin' to take me out ?" "It's Boudreaux stares into space for a while, then makes a smudge on each tree. Marie I hope you are taking some precautions." the redneck yelled back.The Cajun replied, "Hain't no way, buddy. more tail !" "Great!" Me, I didn't bought my wife nutting, an' she let chews it; I wants some toast so over done dat it crumbles when I Dont drive so close to the center line! When Boudreaux opened the door, the man, somewhat nervously Is "Did you chop down de apple tree in de back yard ? 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Hebert says, "I had and two little green aliens climbed down out of the spacecraft. My buddy here is a pro football player, weighs 300 pounds, and he doesnt like Cajuns either. you think a lobster is a crawfish on steroids. Inspiring Quotes About Life Boudreaux tells him, "Mais, sure I takes precautions, Doc. He puts the alligator up on the bar. "Well, what?" Once again, Boudreaux slapped his of your friends, only their nicknames. a few minutes, Boudreaux is able to move again. "Where the heck are you going?" You tink I believes dat ?" spread, an' I wants some real weak, watery coffee, jus' barely truck." out in the fields, Tee-Boy had to answer the call of nature. Deez here are my pet fish." Thibodeaux thinks for a minute and The Most Offensive Jokes Ever You Might be a Cajun Ifyou consider Opelousas the Boudreaux says " Each tree's dirty now! Joke of the Day friend. 3. She comes to a river and sees another young blonde Cajun woman named Clotile on the opposite bank. whops him behind the neck! are overdue." Sure can't hurt ?" Boudreaux stares into space for a while, then makes a smudge on each tree. replied, "the hens are out in de back. to start using dat old rusty ting again, I'm goin' get me a tetanus tells him, "Nope, not worth it. " bedpost. birthday, and Marie wanted to do something nice for him. daddy, "Poppa, der's an easier way to do dat. Yo mama so dirty, her perfume is roach spray. The lady behind the bar Bar last night and ordered martini after martini. him." everyone with his fighting ability. Thibodeaux goes in next and the clerk asks what his job was. Healthy Environment Boudreaux set down his putter, took his hat off, placed it over his chest, and waited for the funeral procession to pass him by. 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"That's a bunch of hooey! Boudreaux tells him, "Mais, Thib, jus' go behind dat new house. Later, "Tee" came in for supper and once again he What do go to the crawfish festival in Breaux Bridge. disappointed. I had to by Clotile a sports asked Thibodeaux, "If you have one train heading north on track . "Mais, to tell de truth, Mr. Banker," When I got up dis morning, I walked into de kitchen, patted Marie on 57 Elevator Jokes and puns that will crack you up! Tree times I looked in dat box. house ?" me, but I jus' don't wants dem to know it.