]Edd: "But Eddy, we're too young to drive! ]May: "Where'd they go? "Nazz: "I'll get it!" Eddy looks up and sees Ed eating the toast. "[Lying in front of Rolf is a cow. "Ed: [leaping out] "Down for Ed, Double D!" Um, fellows! Suddenly, Kevin throws her off. [He yawns. "Ed and Marie: [shocked] "Double D! ]Ed: "They got me, guys!" I'm in!" "[He waits for his friends to come back. ], [Sarah cuts a hole in a cardboard box and looks through it. "No one beats up our little love muffins! He pulls out Eddy's wallet.] Seeing his bike about to topple, he panics. [He shuts the gate.] "[Kevin ducks behind him. My lumpy mutated horsie will save us! ]Ed: "Uh-uh, Eddy, no autograph, no comic book. He pulls the bag out of the wall and grabs his sponges before running off. "May: "Did you hear what Dutch said? Arr! Ed, Edd n Eddy is an American-Canadian animated comedy television series created by Canadian adult cartoonist Danny Antonucci exclusively for Cartoon Network, premiering January 4th, 1999, and ultimately concluding on November 8th, 2009 with a made-for-television film titled Ed, Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show. ]Kevin: "Um, I got a peanut butter sandwich. ]Ed: "We are so in manure! Sarah sets her basket down and seethes with rage. "Here, kid. "Eddy: "I'll autograph your head with my foot! Rolf crawls from the wreckage, a strange device over his head. Below, yet another vengeance seeker is looking for the Eds. "[Edd turns to Ed with a dangerous look. HEY! But they have yet to feel the wrath of this SON OF A SHEPHERD! "[They come to a gate marking off private property. I missed that. Suddenly, he stops. What barbarian would allow their secreting masses of flesh to wander the field? "Eddy: [cowering] "Okay! Search metadata Search text contents Search TV news captions Search radio transcripts Search archived web sites Advanced Search. ]Eddy: [taking his postcard back] "Gah! ]Rolf: "Wilfred!" What's that? We lost em! As the older sibling, don't you think you should rather be setting an example for Eddy, and notum" [Eddy's Brother smiles sinisterly.] "[The two set off again, this time on a much more damaged bike. "Ed: [panicking] "What do we do, Eddy? "Eddy: [panicked] "Don't just stand there! Kevin then hits them again, and the car once again skids. He finishes and tries to slam the overstuffed case shut. ]Eddy: "It must be for my brother's car! ]Eddy: "Our problems are over, boys!" At this moment, they reach the end of the fence and fly out over a dumpster. [He yawns.] ]Rolf: "Curse you Ed-boys! What are you doing?" [The torture stops as Jimmy comes running up.] "Eddy: "Just keep your eyes peeled, chuckles. "[Downstairs is nothing but silence. Suddenly, Eddy runs up. ]Edd: [angrily resetting the device] "Yes, well, it's all fun and games, but merrymaking nearly cost us this sextant! [He stumbles into a woman's rump.] Nazz sees this. Like blah, blah without the other blah! [through a megaphone] "What the heck was that? "Splinter the Wonderwood:[Captain Melonhead turns his mask and can once again see. "Eddy: "Uncle! The swing responds by ascending skyward, and another one descends, carrying a replica of Jonny and Plank. ]Captain Melonhead: "Whoa." "Eddy: "No, no, not that! "[The credits roll as the kids sing. ", [Edd stands at the office door. He then proceeds to descend down a bunch of stairs that look like melons. They fall everywhere, including on Nazz and Kevin. Close. [He grins insanely.] "[The two creep up on the rock. AAAH! He flew like a canoe!" Quit holding up the line!" GO HOME! "Hang on, man! [Tears leak from his eyes. Check this" [He runs into Ed. "Edd: "How can you be so certain, Eddy? [Sarah, the cameraman and director, looks up unhappily. SHOOKEE! Where are the Duke of Deli Meat's hearty edibles? "Like this one? "[Rolf looks around for Wilfred, but can't find him anywhere. "Ed: "Me too! Nazz slams it shut, and a label reading "Dusty Dusty Dusty" peels off. "[Ed runs faster and faster, spinning the wheel at incredible speed. [He walks over to Edd. Kevin's bike is leaned against the garage. They slam into a tree and stay there, pinned. ]Eddy: [noticing Ed] "Hey, why don't you quit standing there and do something"Ed: "WHALE!" ]Edd: "NO! "Eddy: "Nope. "Jimmy: "Okay. ]Edd: "You and your nefarious scams!!! 11. ]Ed: "Eddy!" A forest substrate. ]Kevin: "Sure could use another sandwich." He looks over to Ed, who is trying to get the camel to run. "[Ed manages to shut the door, tearing it away from Kevin. Has your thinkbox collapsed? Probably getting back at me. "[He looks up and sees that Edd has labeled the entire campsite. "Can we please get down to the business at hand?" ]Eddy: "Ed!" "The Ed-boys shall riddle Rolf's rind no more! About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features NFL Sunday Ticket Press Copyright . Lion from outer space! Interestingly, in Ed, Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show, she first seems to admire Eddy's brother, but she is the first to say "Eddy's brother is a real jerk" and change her perspective of him. Psst! "We'll never find my brother, Double D."Edd: "Never say never, Eddy. "Kevin: "Nazz! "Ed: "Yeah, Eddy. "My bro's always prepared!" Pardon me! I thought you wanted to hang with your hero." The car, having jumped somehow, lands on the fences bordering the lane. Could we not joineth the circus? All three Kankers look up. ]Ed: [showing off his artwork] "I drew a picture for your brother, Eddy! ]Kevin: [slapping a mosquito] "Sweet. [Wilfred does not appear.] "Jimmy: [following Sarah] "Did we miss the Eds beating? They soon decide to search for Eddy's brother as a means of finding shelter and protection from the other kids . I've found the link to key communitives we have with your brother! [Ed begins to giggle.] Jonny! "Oh look, boxes stuffed with stuff. "Nazz: "That'd be the last thing they'd do. "[Edd is still in his seat, there only because of his seat belt. He then proceeds to lay it on top of the muffin. Kevin runs after them, carrying a metal pipe. Quotes / Ed, Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show Analysis Awesome Characters Fridge Funny Headscratchers Heartwarming Laconic NightmareFuel Quotes Recap TearJerker Trivia WesternAnimati WMG YMMV VideoExamples Create New Edd and Eddy fight. [He smiles sadistically. [He spins it.] Foul!" [Rejuvenated, he leaps on his bike and gives chase.] The factory is littered with the snakes. "Don't forget about me!" Eddy looks around. 38. [after a few moments] "WHERE'S MY FLOWERS DUTCH?!?!?" "Edd: "Exactly!" Lee? [She hands one over, and Kevin rewires his bike. "[Captain Melonhead stumbles through a veritable jungle of legs, looking all over for his best friend. "Edd: [reading] "In case of movie, break glass? Knock yourself out, Dutch. "Eddy: [confused] "Girlfriend? Suddenly, Kevin slams their vehicle from the left, shaking them and sending them skidding. These nocturnal luminescent beetles will help shed light on our journey. "Nazz: [offscreen] "Whoa! "Eddy: "Yeah, with the sounds of an idiot. "[A crowd of flies settles above Ed's head. [A ladybug crawls onto Jimmy. "Eddy: "I bet he's there right now! He slips into it and enters an elevator. "Kevin: [oblivious] "Oh, hey Nazz. ]Kevin: "You dorks ain't seen the last of me!!! Lupin and his gang had no choice but to help out the Eds. Wilfred speeds up, and they approach the car's rear. "[Above them, Sarah and Jimmy cower, clinging to the leaves of a sunflower. They dangle in front of Wilfred, and Wilfred begins to follow them. [moving Edd aside] "Look out!" "[The wooden bar breaks, and a foot kicks through the doorknob. ], [The Eds trundle down the road. "Edd: "It's commonly known as a sextant, Eddy" [Ed and Eddy burst into laughter. "Eddy: "And he's got a peg leg too! Ed falls onto Eddy.] The door breaks loose from this one, and is quickly followed with the other hinge giving way. "Eddy: "Looks real, don't it? "Ed: "The evil dark side has consumed them both! ]Rolf: "Rolf is so sad! [to Edd] "Ah, the what? ]Jimmy: "Second verse, same as the first! ], [The car crashes down in the middle of a desert. "[Rolf begins to pant. [Wilfred squeals.] "May: "Looks like someone left something in their pocket! What do we do? "Eddy: "BIG BRO! ]Rolf: "Leave some produce for Rolf!" "[Edd leans out the window and grabs onto the merry-go-round. "Kevin! Eddy leaps up, terrified. "Edd and Eddy: "Stay out of it, Ed! ]Kevin: "DOOOOORRRRRKKKKKKKSSSSSS!!!" "Kevin: "Aw, don't sweat it, doll. ", [The factory bulges and explodes, raining down a tremendous amount of rubber snakes. "[Kevin runs into the swamp and begins to clamber up the tree. I mean no. Ed!" "Marie: [angry] "Ain't nobody beating up on my man but me! You're gonna wreck it! You see, this stream is a veritable highway that will lead us straight to it. "Ed: [running around] "Eddy's big bro! "Eddy: "Um, I told the guys you'd put us up." [Eddy kicks the door open. ]Sarah: "Okay, Jimmy. The Destruction of the Lane was an event that took place before the events of Ed, Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show and served as the premise for the film's plot. Jonny then runs up carrying Plank. "[Ed reaches into his bag and pulls out Edd. "[Lee opens her mouth and sticks her finger in. Do something! ]Nazz: "Hello. You're so neeve. "Nazz: "Kevin! . "They need us more than ever, girls. "Wilfred?" ], [Outside the Melon Cave, a tree stump's top slides open and two heroes burst out. ]Edd: "Your shirt, Eddy. ], [Edd is in his room, whimpering. The Eds scream as they go through the woods and fly over a ravine into the junkyard. [He tries to pull himself free, and instead pulls him to another rock before getting loose. ]Kevin: "Almost left her out in the cold. "[Suddenly, the screaming stops. It's illegible!" Edd looks at them and then back at the wreckage of the car. Rolf seems to have been mowing the lawn before suddenly stopping for some unknown reason. ], [As Kevin screams at the sky, the camera moves back to the park. He stops, looking at it with a dazed look on his face. Ed, Edd n Eddy tells the story of three best friends, who band together to tackle life's most daunting challenge - puberty. We gotta get those dorks before they get there. "Oh! From here on out, it's nothing but smooth sailing! "Edd: "Yes, wellwhat's our estimated time of arrival to your brother's sanctuary, Eddy? "Ed: [scared] "Too high guys! "May: "Outta the way, Marie"[Marie dives at them. Hair extensions, exfoliating scrubs, spray tan, fingernails glued and polished, a pustule of"Rolf: "Shed tears no more, fussbucket Nazz-girl. May giggles in anticipation, and her sisters join in. [He rushes into the darkness in the back of the cave. "Edd: "You mean all this time"Ed: "That's more blubber than my mom's got! "Edd: [chuckling] "Agamushin. ]May: "You bet, Lee! [He gives up and begins to cry.] [He heaves it upright and begins to work on it. "[At this point, Eddy is clinging to the trailer door while his brother is trying to yank him back to be punished. "Ed: [joyous] "Baby sister! "Eddy: "Why you dirty"Ed: "Tag! "Kevin: [finally frees his left arm from his ropes] "Nope!" Rolf lifts the pig and tears the roof on, and the faces of the Eds' enemies leer in. [Sarah clamps her hand over Jimmy's mouth. Well excuse my sincerity for thinking I had lost the only two people I have left in this world!!!! We are so alike! "Eddy: "I am? "[Wilfred pops out of the ground and heads towards Rolf, squealing. Breakfast, Double D? "Splinter the Wonderwood:Captain Melonhead: "Who's an idiot? ]Kevin: "Wicked fire, Nazz. He then rushes into the bathroom and tears down the drywall to reveal his sponge collection. "[He spots a speck of mud on his bike and tries to clean it. ]Rolf: "Run like my worn stockings, Wilfred! Edd thinks about it. Suddenly, it bursts open, scattering its contents all over the room. ]May: "If you guys weren't such fashion hogs, there wouldn't be all this laundry to do!" Your brother certainly is a kind, upstanding, and generous human being. [His belt gives way, and he plunges to the ground.] ]Marie: "It's made of wood, ain't it? "Ed: [going under] "To all the girls I loved before. Cheese and macaroni! I almost had em! "You're just in time. ]Edd: "I think you just have, Eddy." The door, Lumpy! "Trouble! ]Sarah: [gleefully] "Yowzers! ]Sarah: "Jimmy! ]Rolf: "Wilfred!" In this category are the full scripts for episodes of Ed, Edd n Eddy. "I've followed all the rules! Lee looks up, alert, and runs in its direction. "May: "Who doesn't? I forgot my big bro hates back doors. Eddy meanwhile tucks his postcard back into his wallet. [He looks through the device. 2D Visuals, 3D Effects: The cracked desert ground Rolf treks through as he's riding Wilfred. Strangely, the number on the end is 62, and the square is incomplete. Ed then grabs at the door and continues to run. "Splinter the Wonderwood:Captain Melonhead: [leaning towards his sidekick] "They did, didn't they?" "Aren't those ankle-biters from the cul-de-sac? Find me an omelette, Ed! Nazz's gag falls off]Eddy's Brother: "Just a sec." "Eddy: [sobbing] "What? I DON'T BLAME YA! Okay then. [She falls into the machine.] Ed, Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show/Script; Ed, Edd n Eddy's Boo Haw Haw/Script; Ed, Edd n Eddy's Hanky Panky Hullabaloo/Script; Ed . Old Nazz Old Nazz from "Take This Ed and Shove It" wears a kilt, small poncho, has acquired glasses, and feeds bread crumbs to the birds. "Edd: "Dare I ask?" ", [Nazz rubs two sticks together. Calle! [He jumps.] At this moment, the wood erupts into flame. ]Edd: "Yes, well, where could one groom this tendency to pranks and puerile practical jokes? "Edd: [gulping] "Oh my. IT'S ME! Where are we going? They are going to be in one Epic Adventure to get to Eddy's older brother's place. Something big! "[Her shirt snags on the wheel, and she gets lifted up. ]Marie: [removing the hairpiece] "What a drip! Eddy meanwhile looks out of the window. ]Eddy: [annoyed] "Where's your fauna now, Mr. Eddy is on the right side and is forced to run with the car. It's time to call in the special forces. Son of a gun! [He turns Ed in the right direction.] As the kids and the Eds congregate, the Kanker sisters go over to Eddy's brother. Hello!" Rolf will interrogate this caboodle of bovine discord. [He throws it back down. What a shame. ]Eddy: "Double D! "[Jonny escapes the hole. [She turns to Sarah with a bucket of paint.] [packing again] "I thought it was those sore losers! "Eddy: "We're hooped!" The second he sees it, he loses his composure. ]Edd: "Is that Ed's" [He quickly gets up. ]Eddy: "Hey, quit tossing my cookie! [He hugs them close.] What scares Rolf is not the cow, but the cow's udder. "Ed: "Who? [He races around the park, looking for his brother.] ]Nazz: "Dude! Because sinks are Mother Nature's own cereal bowls!" "[To emphasize this, he punches Nazz in the shoulder and heads up the stairs. "Lee: "Quit your squawkin and keep it movin!" EDDY! "Kevin: [spotting Nazz] "You okay? "Eddy: "Thataboy! There is a kiddie pool set up with a toy boat gently rocking in it. "Eddy: "My big bro showed me! "[Nazz, who has fallen into the file cabinet, rubs her head. "Ed: "How do we find it, Double D? "[A memory hits Ed. Seeing no sign of trouble, he shuts the door. bear's den palisades menu,