Klink isn't too bright, you know. Major Hochstetter: Kommandant Klink: a man who could have been great It always sounded like Schultz was just clearing his throat. Schultz: No, Herr Kommandant! Hogan's Heroes - Major Hochstetter Compilation "Who/What is - YouTube Col. Robert E. Hogan: [reads note] My dear Colonel, clever the way you got Wagner out of that prison camp. Louis LeBeau: Yes he does! Hogan's Heroes | Hogan's Heroes | Fandom Sgt. He is our witness. Col. Wilhelm Klink: I'm sure Mrs. Burkhalter was famished when she arrived. : : Peter Newkirk: What you mean by that, Colonel? Col. Robert E. Hogan: Carter, civilians aren't allowed to carry firearms, and besides Kinch'll be outside if you need any help. Hochstetter, I am in charge of this project. : General von Rauscher Hogan's Heroes (1965) mistakes in show generally Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Now, Klink, last night, not too far from here, a convoy was blown up, almost totally destroyed. Gen. der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: You may learn a few things anyway. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: What did you tell him? Hans Georg Schultz: [Tries to cover up Hogan and Tiger] Col. Hogan! Now let me leave you with this warning, 'While the cats away the mice better not play'. Kindly be just as clever and get these plans out of this one. Louis LeBeau: The new girlie magazines must be in from Paris. Col. Robert E. Hogan Until I clear you, you will please stop inventing. General von Rauscher: Hochstetter, I am in charge of this project. Colonel Crittendon: Good? No one in or out without my permission. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Did I say red dress? General von Rauscher: She is my interpreter, Hochstetter. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter You'd make somebody a good wife. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Carry on, but quietly, I have lots of work to do. See also Colonel Klink: That raid was a complete failure! What do I do? I'll call headquarters and have them send over a cryptologist. General von Rauscher, Col. Wilhelm Klink: My dear major, there is no danger of it firing- General von Rauscher: Firing? Just because we're prisoners doesn't mean we can't have our own prisoners. I took a bearing from the roof of Klink's office. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Witness? Hogan's Heroes is an American television sitcom set in a German prisoner of war (POW) camp during World War II. Andrew Carter: Oh, yeah. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Shhh. Carter: Heck, I've seen groundhogs down there that were lost. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Thank you. It's even bigger than a breadbox! Sgt. General: What is this, you are not Gestapo? Col. Robert E. Hogan: But you'll have to eat it there. General von Rauscher: Are you aware that I am in charge of this project, and that this is the inventor? Hogan: Do I have to repeat the orders that were given to us when this happy little band of wandering minstrels was formed? General der Infantrie Albert Burkhalter: No, this time I want it done right. 1 May 2023. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Colonel Hogan, just tell me this. You can't take it home, sir. General von Rauscher, Col. Wilhelm Klink: My dear major, there is no danger of it firing- General von Rauscher: Firing? Col. Robert E. Hogan: Yeah, in your case, Schultz, you'd need the New York Times. Peter Newkirk: Where are we going to hide a tank? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Warm milk? Col. Wilhelm Klink: The men responsible for this will be confined to barracks for two weeks. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: How do you explain this, Klink? Hogan's HerosHogan meets Major Hochstetter for 1st timeWhat is this man doing here How are you going to get there? : Who calls it the "Klink Plan"? I've taken all the necessary precautions. Sgt. General von Rauscher: Are you aware that I am in charge of this project, and that this is the inventor? Who's worried about firing? Hans Georg Schultz: I said 'Achtung!'. Poor Putzie. Col. Wilhelm Klink: All potato rations are cut in half for ten days. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Schultz, so you made a few stupid mistakes. Col. Robert E. Hogan: And I suppose, uh, she put her arms around you? Col. Robert E. Hogan: [after the death of Hercules] This plan better work. I have? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: You give a birthday party for a prisoner? Col. Robert E. Hogan: We still gotta figure a way to make more ammunition. Colonel Klink: Schultz, into the cooler they go. Sgt. Major Byron Buckles: If I'm going to die, at least let it be in a close-up. Release Dates Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: [hangs up] We've got him. Who is this man and what is he doing here! Nothing says you like your voice. I will surround this camp with a ring of steel. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Hogan. Hans Georg Schultz: [after being told he does not have to transfer] You mean I do not have to go? Although I do appreciate your sense of humor. Quotes [repeated line, indicating Colonel Hogan] Major Hochstetter : WHAT IS THIS MAN DOING HERE? I didn't mean to hang up on you before but you really do have the wrong number. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: The fat prosecutor. | The Defector | Hogan's Heroes | Fandom Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Berlin is calling every minute. So handsome and so unlucky. Hans Georg Schultz: Well, she let me kiss her - affectionately, you know? Hogan: You see, sir, today is one of our national holidays - repeal of prohibition. Therefore Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter Col. Wilhelm Klink: [on telephone] What was that? Col. Wilhelm Klink: I was not aware that it's my birthday. Sgt. Who am I? Filming & Production Col. Wilhelm Klink: [muttering] Oh yes, heil Hitler. The rest is detail. Col. Wilhelm Klink: That I'd have to think over. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: You will all stay away from that rocket. That's worthy of Himmler himself, Major. This news has me so excited. Carter: [answers the phone in a mock-German accent] I'm sorry, you've got the wrong number. [pause] Carter: So what if you haven't told me who you're calling yet?No matter who you're calling it's still the wrong number because I don't even have a phone! Sardines? Col. Robert E. Hogan: Carter, you overpower him quickly and quietly. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: And a dancing lesson. Louis LeBeau: Maybe they'll drop us some USO girls. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: [walks in] KLINK! [reads the lines he worte down] "Mairzy Doats, Little Boy Blue" [eats the paper] I realise this is hard to believe, general, but Klink- General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: HOCHSTETTER! Col. Wilhelm Klink: [annoyed] Now tell me: was it Tuesday or was it Wednesday? Col. Robert E. Hogan: That's The Crittendon Plan? Col. Wilhelm Klink: Yes, Schultz. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Do you consider this adequate punishment, Kom-man-dant? The ultimate weapon didn't quite work out. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: I have never had any trouble resisting you. Col. Wilhelm Klink: That's another good one. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Are you sure you have the right man, Doctor? Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, thank you, Hogan. Back! What is this man doing here - YouTube Peter Newkirk: [as Sydney Greenstreet] Oh, fluently, sir, fluently. Sensational. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter I'm sorry you missed it, major, it was a great party. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [hanging up the phone] General Burkhalter, I'm sorry to say your sister has been kidnapped. General: But I don't want to leave the country. [a milestone quotation for the series - Klink admits to Schultz and Hogan]. Parody Displacement: Hogan's Heroes is a parody of WWII POW films like Stalag 17, The Great Escape, and The Bridge on the River Kwai. Quotes [] Major Wolfgang Hochstetter: "Colonel Hogan, that you were able to operate for so long is a tribute to the stupidity of your beloved Kommandant." Bloopers [] External links [] Sticky Wicket Newkirk at the Internet Movie Database; Sticky Wicket Newkirk episode capsule at Webstalag 13; The Hofbrau Major Hochstetter: Everybody under arrest! Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Who is that woman? Col. Wilhelm Klink: [Klink thinks Burkhalter is there to make him marry his sister Gertrude] Well, you see, sir, this is very difficult for me to say, but, uh, I feel in my heart that I am not worthy of Gertrude. Quotes.net. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Hi Schultz! If my head is to roll, all heads will roll. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Sounds like a hotel room I once had in Cleveland. Honestly, I could cry. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, no. Technical Specs. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Not like you. I'm a cryptologist. Hans Georg Schultz: Let me see. We had to lose him - he was bad luck. That's the third tray of hors d'oeuvres LeBeau has sent in. You can depend on me. [slams door shut]. Roll Call! Many are unaware that he was. He'll do for them what he's done for you. Col. Robert E. Hogan: You're pulling my leg. Hans Georg Schultz: I could use a few letters myself. Schultz: No, no, it is Major Hochstetter. : Think of the things you two have been through together. General der Infantrie Albert Burkhalter: Physical fitness is one thing. It is against the rules. Ooh, I like that name. [Newkirk and Carter are found near the camp fence]. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: [after being made a joke] Klink, you are the Kommandant here. Andrew Carter: And a 'Good morning' to you, too, Schultz. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Why don't you call headquarters and let them send over an expert. " Arrest me?" "That's right, Hogan," sneered Hochstetter. Well, it's obvious, Major. They got him. Louis LeBeau: All you're gonna get is my name, rank and serial number. Back! Col. Robert E. Hogan: Someone around here has to be. What is going on there? Col. Robert E. Hogan: [watching the women eat at the tea party ] Guests are certainly enjoying themselves, sir. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [looks in Newkirk's mouth] Aha! She is my interpreter, Hochstetter. [puts her arms around him, kisses him], Lady Leslie Chitterly: Come, Robert. Everybody thinks I'm a social butterfly. If they get you, I am next. You are ignorant! He studied under Colonel Klink Bloopers [] Major Hochstetter says that Hammelburg (near Stalag 13) has been chosen because of its proximity to Dsseldorf, but his geography is way off -- Hammelburg is 250KM from Dsseldorf.